It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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