everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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