Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Can i not drive my cunt home
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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