i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
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