why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
North Korea, Best Korea!
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
Fav 3 1048 608 share tweet
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Randomize
