You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
The ass gains better be worth it
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