nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Text me some of your sweat
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
