grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
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