"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Randomize
