i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
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