no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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