hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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