who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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