Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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