is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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