Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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