Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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