my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
are you so shy because you have an std?
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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