what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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