I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
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