it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
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