I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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