I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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