So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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