Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Randomize
