just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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