Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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