Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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