Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
We just shotgunned beers for America
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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