i can't believe i had my finger in that
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I'm just crazy horny about you
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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