if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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