Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
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