Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
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