I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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