so that wasnt chicken after all
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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