you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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