also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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