How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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