downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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