Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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