I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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