Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
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