so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
Randomize
