How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
My boob is missing a layer of skin
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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