Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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