You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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