pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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