Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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