Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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