i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
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