we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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