Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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