I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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