found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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