Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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